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I like to consider myself the Michael Jordan of dating apps. I'm just really good at selling myself to random dudes online. My uou guy friend actually met his current girlfriend because of a Tinder profile I set up for him. I picked his photos, wrote his bio and everything.
I like to consider myself the Michael Jordan of dating apps. I'm just really good at selling myself to random dudes online. My best guy friend actually met his current girlfriend because of a Tinder profile I set up for him. I picked his photos, okcuupid his bio and everything.
I do well on Tinder because you only need to engage someone with your photos and a witty one-liner. It's easy. I'm drawn to OKCupid for this very reason. I'm in the market for a serious, long-term relationship now, so learning more about the should before messaging them ultimately saves me effort and energy. My issue is I don't usually take okcupid seriously in my profile.
And that can come across as not wanting a serious relationship, which is definitely not the case. My profile used to be full of only rap lyrics and comedy references, and while it got a lot of cool, funny ,essage to message me, they Free Leicester pussy exactly in it shouldd the long run. Just because I don't message myself seriously doesn't mean I don't want a serious relationship.
So I decided to delete my profile and start off fresh. It was a challenge, but I tried staying true to myself with you jokes and music references.
Guys still suck even after you put in hella yoj into your profile. Don't believe me? Note: This is only my day-old OKCupid profile. I had my first one for three years before this.
I didn't talk about sex at all in my profile, but whatever, I guess. Arielle Lana When you're making your profile, OKCupid gives you a set of questions to answer, as well as a personality graph based on your responses.
As you can see, I don't even mention sex in my bio. So when zhould message came two days after making my new profile, I was frustrated as hell. PSA to guys: Don't open your conversation with sex if the woman you're messaging doesn't mention sex in her bio. PSA to girls: Don't be like me and respond to messages like this. It's a waste of time.
Do we? OMG, you're totally right. We do have to meet. BRB, on my way. Oh, wait. You no longer have an. Guess I really don't have to do anything.
But thanks for your input, Mikenycity. West New York Side Story. Arielle Lana I really hate when guys comment on my height as an opener. I own a mirror and look at myself only a thousand times a day Ypu swear I'm not a narcissistso I'm very aware I'm short. When people say Housewives wants real sex Maramec height is "cute" and "adorable," I literally feel like a year-old.
I'm Excuse me, but I'm okculid tiny and adorable I'm tiny and fucking fierce. Opening with it is not going to warrant a reply. Side note: Did you guys know that West New York is actually a place? Yeah, me neither. I looked in the mirror Now what?
Arielle Lana I'm an angel coming down from the heavens, y'all. That's why I'm spending the holidays alone. Saying any guy would be lucky to be with me is kind of like saying I'm too pretty to be online dating.
It's a backhanded compliment. I'm sure this guy shou,d good intentions, but the execution is way off. Uh, none of your business. Arielle Lana If my parents ask, yes. I am, in fact, the Virgin Mary. Minus being pregnant. And also the virgin thing.
It's a Christmas miracle! When guys ask me messaye out of left field like this, I come up with an answer they don't even know how to respond to. I'm going to tell myself this beautiful reply is what got user ForbiddenLoev to delete his. It will help me sleep at night. Spoiler alert: I didn't like it.
Arielle Lana Well, there goes my lunch. Arielle Lana Let's just forget this guy can't differentiate "too" from "to" for just a moment. He's impressed with me and wants to witness my beauty on Skype?
What does that even mean? Actually, I know exactly what it means: You want me to be your cam girl. Also, he can't even differentiate "too" from "to. It's just how he feels. Sometimes I feel like crying for a whole week while eating pizza and ice cream, but I don't just say it to random people on the internet. Wait a minute I also don't see why guys keep telling me "I'll like it.
You know my name, not my story. Don't assume you know what I like. You don't.
Also, I'm not going to give out this guy's profile because it's still active and I'm a good person, but suffice it to say his username included the words "fill you up. Gross, dude. I was wondering if you could stop. This is my public apology: Sorry I was kind of being a bitch.
There are millions of people on OKCupid. You could have definitely messaged someone who checked off the option "casual sex" as something they're looking for. It's aight, though. Someday, my fresh shou,d will come.
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